Post by Major_Macaroni on Aug 23, 2015 18:52:39 GMT -6
After a few weeks of unexplained murders they started to get suspicious. A newspaper in Windsor, Canada sent out their lead reporter Ryan Strobel to investigate the case. He wasn't really the lead reporter at all actually, he was just the only one that was ignorant enough to go. He kept a small audio recorder clipped to his shirt pocket as he was investigating. The following is the audio log:
"6:15 PM: Ok, I'm getting out of the car at 437 West Bronz Street. I am now walking across the street to the cell building. (*talking to a woman at the front desk*) hi, I was sent by the ████ ███████ █████, they said you'd let me take a look at something up stairs? (*you can hear the woman say something along the lines of "follow me" and you can hear them walking up stairs*) have you had a lot of people coming to investigate from this building. (*the woman says "yes actually. most people don't realize that this isn't a legitimite cell phone company. we get into more trouble than any other government outposts in Windsor"*) Yes, I'll just need to look around. (*you can hear her walk away. he whispers*) ok, I can see the spot in the woods they told me about. it is probably about a mile and a half out. I'm going to leave and just walk there.
6:35 PM: I've just arrived at the site. I see a pile of burnt logs. It appears to have some sort of white, metal, softball sized spheres that have been scorched. I see the hut, I am going to try to see through a window. (*rustling*) I can see a TV displaying what looks like a picture of a red bugs bunny. Every few seconds the TV experiences some static. I don't understand. Okay, I can see a person walking around. there is a glowing red right above where its eyes would be. ok it is in the light of the TV now. its holding a white plastic fork that looks like it has been chewed up by a dog, and wearing a red plaid robe. oh wai- there is a small child running up to hi--- oh my god! (*rustling*) holy sh*t! it looked at me*(*we can hear shattering than we hear him running while panting. there is a deep, broken voice in the distance that says "JIMMY GET BACK IN THE CAGE! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!"*) AHHHHH! (*static rustling noises as if the microphone has been obstructed by something "YOU ARE A BABY! YOU ARE AN IGNORANT CHILD! HAA HAA HAA HAA!"*) OH GOD PLEASE NO! (*we can hear an intense loud cracking sound*)
the next twenty minutes were the sounds of someone walking through the forest breathing very heavily.
7:00 PM: (*we hear a the scratch of a match lighting accompanied by maniacal laughter. we can hear something crackle, it seems that a fire has been started. more maniacal laughter*)
7:10 PM: (*we hear what sounds like someone eating something very barbarically. you can occasionally hear a snapping sound*)
nothing else was recorded after this ended."
The next morning the mans entrails and skull were found in a fire not far from the first one he had seen. All of his bones looked like they had all of the meat eaten off of them by a large animal. After examining the recording device found lying next to the fire the FBI didn't know what to make of it. The shack had been burned to the ground all for the TV that was still sitting there, with the image of a red bugs bunny burnt into the screen. The case was archived and named L.E.O.N. (Lurking.Eerie.Odd.Noises.).
"6:15 PM: Ok, I'm getting out of the car at 437 West Bronz Street. I am now walking across the street to the cell building. (*talking to a woman at the front desk*) hi, I was sent by the ████ ███████ █████, they said you'd let me take a look at something up stairs? (*you can hear the woman say something along the lines of "follow me" and you can hear them walking up stairs*) have you had a lot of people coming to investigate from this building. (*the woman says "yes actually. most people don't realize that this isn't a legitimite cell phone company. we get into more trouble than any other government outposts in Windsor"*) Yes, I'll just need to look around. (*you can hear her walk away. he whispers*) ok, I can see the spot in the woods they told me about. it is probably about a mile and a half out. I'm going to leave and just walk there.
6:35 PM: I've just arrived at the site. I see a pile of burnt logs. It appears to have some sort of white, metal, softball sized spheres that have been scorched. I see the hut, I am going to try to see through a window. (*rustling*) I can see a TV displaying what looks like a picture of a red bugs bunny. Every few seconds the TV experiences some static. I don't understand. Okay, I can see a person walking around. there is a glowing red right above where its eyes would be. ok it is in the light of the TV now. its holding a white plastic fork that looks like it has been chewed up by a dog, and wearing a red plaid robe. oh wai- there is a small child running up to hi--- oh my god! (*rustling*) holy sh*t! it looked at me*(*we can hear shattering than we hear him running while panting. there is a deep, broken voice in the distance that says "JIMMY GET BACK IN THE CAGE! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!"*) AHHHHH! (*static rustling noises as if the microphone has been obstructed by something "YOU ARE A BABY! YOU ARE AN IGNORANT CHILD! HAA HAA HAA HAA!"*) OH GOD PLEASE NO! (*we can hear an intense loud cracking sound*)
the next twenty minutes were the sounds of someone walking through the forest breathing very heavily.
7:00 PM: (*we hear a the scratch of a match lighting accompanied by maniacal laughter. we can hear something crackle, it seems that a fire has been started. more maniacal laughter*)
7:10 PM: (*we hear what sounds like someone eating something very barbarically. you can occasionally hear a snapping sound*)
nothing else was recorded after this ended."
The next morning the mans entrails and skull were found in a fire not far from the first one he had seen. All of his bones looked like they had all of the meat eaten off of them by a large animal. After examining the recording device found lying next to the fire the FBI didn't know what to make of it. The shack had been burned to the ground all for the TV that was still sitting there, with the image of a red bugs bunny burnt into the screen. The case was archived and named L.E.O.N. (Lurking.Eerie.Odd.Noises.).
